Corporate Mundo not feel so good after company retreat. Mundo take peons to favorite dive bar down street from office last night and not remember much. Lady keep asking Rammus if table want more drinks. Rammus keep saying “OK!” Now Mundo stuck with tab and hangover? Mundo angry! He wake up at desk and find peon employees laughing at embarrassing picture of Mundo on Facebook. MUNDO HATE BEING TAGGED IN PICTURES. Also where Mundo’s pants?
INTERN-SLAVE! Bring Mundo fizzy water in glass for headache. Mundo saw that work in movie.
Mundo have great idea! Mundo also have embarrassing pictures of peons on Corporate Mundo camera phone! Mundo know how to use social media Internets too. Humiliate peons with stupid stories and give you discount! That teach idiots to tag photos of angry boss!
Act fast, cash bags. This sale go from July 10 to July 13 or until Mundo pay off bar tab. Mundo have big bar tab. If you see bird Anivia, tell bird that Mundo say she fired!