something along the lines of:

report jungler he wood lover
i was playing jungle and couldn't gank any lanes be cause they were all pushed to far for me to gank them, then someone on my team said something that looked like that, it was typed in broken english but that's what i understood out off it xd

0/11 Janna buying no wards turning round and saying

"Useless team"

Then a taric while we're pushed at tower

"F*** This Im going mid lane"

both in ranked.

(Playing as my "every hit is a 280% crit strike" TF build. Note that I just scored a penta-kill out of an attempted gank on me and a Sona. Note: this happened on PBE)

(our Jungler): Noob TF why arent you AP?
Me: I just proved ADTF is still viable, and probably just did more damage than an AP TF has ever done, and you're criticising my build?
Jungler:Yeah, but you're playing a noob build
Me: I'm winning as this build
Him: (all) Report TF for noob build.


Teh Fark?

"omg shaco been here 3 times warwick 0 clearly noob"
"ive been bot twice and got a kill and mid once"
"why dont help me"
"bot has been pushed all game and you been pushing all game, and didnt ask"
"/all report noob jungler for not ganking"
(enemy team)"**** off he is camping our lane"
(trollface)
I love when things work out like that.
Kill steal is a funny one too =D

Teemo dies on toplane against.. Teemo in 2.00 minute mark. Kayle jungle just smited blue.

'Thanks Kayle, now I lost top thanks to you'

DAFUQ

Elo hell
Noob team
This team
This "insert champ name of ally"

"a jungler should only gank when the lane asks for it noob"

This was the guy who pingspammed and screamed GANK NOOB three times in a row, and each time when I turned up (30 seconds later) at his lane he was out of mana and then flamed me for ganking. The third time I died.