From the desk of Corporate Mundo M. Mundo, Liaison for Financial Affairs,
Hello money bags… uh, loyal customers. You like skins and champions? Mundo know you do. That how Mundo earn corner office and summer home in Bilgewater: selling you new skins and champions. Mundo like the money you give him and want more. Much, much more. Now Mundo confused. Which ones to sell next? Which ones give Mundo excessive profit margins to take to board and demand access to company jet? Mundo not know. So Mundo ask you.
Which skins and champions you like best? Vote in poll and Mundo’s wage slaves count vote. Skins and champions with most votes get big sale – 50% off – letting you buy more for Mundo. Poll go live on Friday, April 20 and last until Monday, April 23. If skin or champion you want not on list, you write in choice. Mundo let you vote for more than one skin or champion if you want: it give Mundo data for super-keen slideshow presentation.
Mundo tell you winners on Wednesday, April 25, then skins and champions go on sale for you to buy. You buy for Mundo and Mundo not bash you with big stick*. Everybody win.
Vote now! Mundo tired of flying coach!
*Bashing with big stick is not endorsed by Riot Games or its affiliates, and remains the private opinion of Corporate Mundo M. Mundo.