Now for something a little different:
But of course theres tons of champions in the league
But most of them just aren't good enough for me
They fiddle with magic and busts and cc
But to me theres only one type, and thats AD!
Ezreal, Miss Fortune, Corki and Tristana
Maybe I'll play Kog'Maw the walking piranha
Or Graves in your face for the ultimate Bash
Naah, I'll just go old-school and throw down with Ashe.
However you play, I will play better
Getting some sustain from my Vampiric Scepter
Berzerker Greaves for that fine-tuned edge.
And last but not least, Infinity Edge
I've got my support behind me with the Charm of Fairy
Healing me up if the poke is getting' scary
My skins are always marry, yea you should be wary
Cause I am always legendary with my ad carry
(Weird attempt for a chorus)
Stop, listen up, ima drop some more knowledge
My tricks and crits are there for all of ya'll to acknowledge
Autoattacks that turns team into porridge
The worlds biggest wedgie in summoners collage
Feel free to chase after me till your legs get sore
I am at place the place I need to be and then I'll kite some more
Yea I am that hardcore, I even read the lore!
Stop looking' like you've never seen a Phage before!
My carry never dies, you just wait and see
Cause all your CS are belong to me!
I am a superbeeing, your just below avarage!
Cause even the tanks falls to my superior damage!
What you up to sun? Are you trying to bluepill?
I'll shoot you in the face as soon as you stand still
You know you'll get aced so start writing your last wills
Double -> Triple -> Quadra and a PENTAKILL!!
Hope you enjoy