Hi there, i'm "/American government voice and puts shades on Project: LeavesUntillBanned", and I would just like to report myself for intentionally leaving a game playing anivia in the mid, I left after the outer turret went down in something like the 3 minute mark and my story goes like this:

First, it was all cool, lanes went to lanes and everyone was happy. Then, nunu came for a gank, I didn't ask him too, but I thought meh, if he's going to help.. Why not.. He went out, we landed a few shots on the enemy mid champion, he flashed into safety.. "Noob!" I called, for the umpteenth time raging against flash users, then thought nothing else of it. A little late, the guy soloing the lane that would have had nunu in it calls a miss, it wasn't too late to save us, so I go back, then amumu himself comes and top calls miss, whilst they're both up there, a team fight inevitably breaks out, I join it, I die, so what, I thought? We lost a team fight, fair, we ganked, failed, they ganked, won. Then I started to ping, there was a champion on one lane with no enemies just farming, and top killed the soroka there, and continued farming. I rapidly pinged the 4 enemy champions attacking mid tower untill I spawned, I did, with nunu again, we both run in, and can't do **** against the enemies. I read the chat, shen on one of the lanes is calling "What can I do without shoes? noob" or something along those lines. I'm thinking "Well.. the enemies don't have shoes, they seem to have ganked kinda successfully with just their base speed.. it doesn't take that long to get to mid.." but when I tried to type that out I just read back to myself "noob team, I don't want to play with you", went back to fountain, and left.

So i'm asking, if this team has such a terrible team play, that there is no chance of winning because the enemies are so far better coordinated, why should I be punished for going off to do things I can actually enjoy doing, instead of sitting through a boring, raging game full of chimps behind a keyboard?

I didn't name and shame anyone, if you were in that game and chose to post "Hey I was X in your game" that's your doing.

Just a leaver's rant, i'm bracing for the -1 barrage and all the "OMFG NUB U COULD TURN THE GAIM ARUND!" spam, give it to me, I don't care, some games are just un-winnable for lousy team play and I don't see why I should be FORCED to play them.

Oh yeah, I ruined 4 peoples game experience, 4 people ruined mine before I left.

So, how long am I going to get banned for this bull****?