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Some serious customization there....
What im trying to state is that this ban wave was a really dumb move on your part. People are going to make smurfs, be even more pissed off than they were previously and ruin the game for any potential customers you may have. Nobody is going to quit LoL becuase one idiot was in their game, people will, however, leave if they try to start it and all they get is, "LEARN TO WARD ****ING NOOB 9x THIS NOOB" when they are just starting out.
Im going to continue to play league of legends with my friends. I love it. All this has taught me is that i need to make sure that it isnt linked in any way to my email because you will witch-hunt me to the end of earth to find me... Good luck this time! >
Secondly, we can run analysis on your friends buddy lists to determine which new account they play with is you. Afterall, we can detect how many times you've played with people on your friends list to predict what your next account is and who your closest friends are.
I'm sorry, but we're not interested in having toxic players in this game. We are consistently improving the sophistication of our methods week after week and I don't want you to believe there's a place for you in League if you don't change.
Here's the simplest thing you can do: stop being a jerk and you will never be banned again.